育成タップコミュニケーション 拘束少女~初恋編~ [Review No.36]

02__victorique_de_blois__vector_by_agr_quasar_by_aggressive_vector-d66h8hfSystem: Mobile (Android)
Genre: Misc
Year: 2015
Star Rating: 0.5/5

Alright, posting this review right here since Gamefaqs didn’t accept my submission of this game into to database~

I onetime went on the GooglePlay Store looking for some free Japanese mobile games. Found some cute looking games, only to be greatly disappointed after the download had finished. The premise of this game is that there’s a loli who’s chained up, and you need to free her. That’s how the game lures you into the download, with the moe moe (kyuun) visuals. The graphics in this are really nice and the girl is cute, no problems here.

But oh boy, the horrible excuse for gameplay is just such a boring nightmare. Especially considering this was like the first mobile game I downloaded, it was a real let down. The gameplay is just tapping the screen, for literally thousands of times. Thats it. Tap tap tappity tap to unlock a series of locks, all with absurd click quotas. I fail to see the point at all, its so repetitive and boring. There’s zero thought at all, and you can’t even really play this in a waiting room or on public transportation which is where I assume people play mobile games. You have to willingly dedicate your time to this garbage. This game has such high ratings and words of praise on the Playstore too. Why? Am I missing something here? Am I supposed to just slap my dick on the screen to enjoy it? I only gave this 0.5 instead of flat out negative 0, just because of the girl. There’s apparently multiple endings, but who can actually play through this garbage to get to just one ending, let alone multiple.

Here’s a good ending: uninstall

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